"The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom, subsequently, got tired of shaving. Grissom, like any other 50-year-old man, is going through a series of mid-life changes. Who knows, he may start drinking"
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The mid-life frame is the real punch. Grissom, the famously controlled, emotionally cautious CSI, is recast as an ordinary 50-year-old man trying on small rebellions. A beard signals loosened boundaries; it's the mildest form of transformation that still reads on camera. Petersen is winking at the audience's appetite for "growth" while also puncturing it: sometimes the change is just exhaustion, sometimes it's an actor negotiating autonomy inside a corporate machine that wants consistency.
Then he twists the knife with "Who knows, he may start drinking" - a deliberately overstated escalation that lands because it clashes with Grissom's sober, meticulous persona. It's a joke, but it's also a tease: the tiniest aesthetic shift invites speculation about cracks in the armor. Petersen sells the cultural subtext of aging men on TV, where a beard can be shorthand for reinvention without the risk of real vulnerability.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Petersen, William. (2026, January 16). The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom, subsequently, got tired of shaving. Grissom, like any other 50-year-old man, is going through a series of mid-life changes. Who knows, he may start drinking. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-beard-is-here-because-i-got-tired-of-shaving-99929/
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Petersen, William. "The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom, subsequently, got tired of shaving. Grissom, like any other 50-year-old man, is going through a series of mid-life changes. Who knows, he may start drinking." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-beard-is-here-because-i-got-tired-of-shaving-99929/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom, subsequently, got tired of shaving. Grissom, like any other 50-year-old man, is going through a series of mid-life changes. Who knows, he may start drinking." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-beard-is-here-because-i-got-tired-of-shaving-99929/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.





