"The best-case scenario is that the glass shatters in my face! How do you think that makes me feel?"
About this Quote
The line works because it’s equal parts gallows humor and workplace complaint. “Best-case scenario” is corporate-speak, the language of project managers and safety briefings. Savage hijacks it to describe a scenario that’s objectively bad, exposing how normalized danger can become when it’s packaged as content. The exclamation point is doing its own stunt work: it’s indignation dressed up as a punchline.
Subtextually, this is about boundaries and consent in “fun” environments. When a team, a producer, or an audience expects you to be the crash-test dummy, your fear becomes part of the product. “In my face” is literal, but it’s also about humiliation: the indignity of being put in a position where injury is treated as acceptable collateral for a good segment.
The final question turns outward like a soldering iron aimed at the room. He’s demanding empathy, but also accountability. It’s Savage reminding everyone that behind the meme-able chaos of maker culture is a human body with nerves, reflexes, and a right to say: you don’t get to call this “best-case” and expect me to smile.
Quote Details
| Topic | Fear |
|---|---|
| Source | Help us find the source |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Savage, Adam. (2026, January 17). The best-case scenario is that the glass shatters in my face! How do you think that makes me feel? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-best-case-scenario-is-that-the-glass-shatters-37681/
Chicago Style
Savage, Adam. "The best-case scenario is that the glass shatters in my face! How do you think that makes me feel?" FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-best-case-scenario-is-that-the-glass-shatters-37681/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The best-case scenario is that the glass shatters in my face! How do you think that makes me feel?" FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-best-case-scenario-is-that-the-glass-shatters-37681/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.







