"The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a dam' good head waiter"

"A leader is best when people barely know he exists, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: we did it ourselves"

"A good portion of speaking will consist in knowing how to lie"

"Youth is the best time to be rich, and the best time to be poor"

"He who is too busy doing good finds no time to be good"

"A good leader takes a little more than his share of the blame, a little less than his share of the credit"

"Do what you do best, and you will succeed"

"When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better"

"A company is only as good as the people it keeps"

"There is a good principle which created order, light, and man, and an evil principle which created chaos, darkness, and woman"

"Don't lower your expectations to meet your performance. Raise your level of performance to meet your expectations. Expect the best of yourself, and then do what is necessary to make it a reality"