"The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day"
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The intent reads as strategic modesty with a blade of cynicism. Stevenson, the eloquent Democrat who twice lost to Eisenhower, was often cast as the “thinking man’s” candidate - admired more than embraced. In that context, humor becomes armor. He sidesteps ambition without denying competence, signaling, I’m not hungry for this, which paradoxically makes him sound more trustworthy in a culture suspicious of naked yearning for power. It’s also a quiet critique of the presidency as a machine that consumes privacy and selfhood: even your face becomes a schedule.
The subtext hints at the 1950s’ rise of television politics, where appearance hardened into policy-adjacent reality. Shaving is stagecraft. If you have to do it twice a day, the office isn’t merely about decisions; it’s about being constantly camera-ready, constantly managed, constantly “on.” Stevenson makes that sound ridiculous because, in a way, it is.
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Stevenson, Adlai E. (2026, January 16). The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-best-reason-i-can-think-of-for-not-running-138604/
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Stevenson, Adlai E. "The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-best-reason-i-can-think-of-for-not-running-138604/.
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"The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-best-reason-i-can-think-of-for-not-running-138604/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.





