"The best thing I know between France and England is the sea"
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It works because it compresses a long history of rivalry into a domestic-scale preference. Jerrold, a dramatist with a journalist’s ear for the punchline, makes geopolitics sound like taste. The wit depends on misdirection: you expect praise of some shared achievement “between” the nations, then he gives you negative space. The “thing” is literally nothing of them at all. That inversion is the joke, and it lands with the brisk confidence of a man speaking from an imperial island that has long defined itself against the continent.
Context matters: Jerrold wrote in a Britain still living on the afterglow of the Napoleonic wars, when “the Channel” was both moat and myth, the physical fact underwriting a national story about independence, suspicion of French influence, and the comfort of being able to look outward without being entangled. Under the laughter is a pragmatic wish: keep the neighbor close enough for commerce and comparison, far enough for peace and identity. The sea, in Jerrold’s hands, is patriotism pretending to be a joke.
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