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"The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.'"

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Kilborn’s joke lands because it treats Schwarzenegger’s candidacy less like a democratic event than a spelling bee the state accidentally wandered into. “Four more vowels” riffs on the familiar rally chant “Four more years,” swapping civic time for linguistic struggle. It’s petty, quick, and revealing: the punchline isn’t about policy, it’s about pronunciation - about how celebrity politics invites audiences to evaluate a candidate the way they’d evaluate a brand name. If you can’t say it cleanly, maybe you can’t take it seriously.

The subtext is a very early-2000s unease: California is in crisis mode, headed into the 2003 recall circus, and the most famous person in the room is a movie star with an accent and a surname that looks like a keyboard malfunction. Kilborn’s intent isn’t to interrogate Arnold’s platform (no one on late-night is pretending to). It’s to capture the cultural whiplash: governing as spectacle, politics as cast list.

The “vowels” jab also smuggles in a benignly mean nativist tick - not outright “foreign,” but “other,” framed as a comic obstacle course for American mouths. That’s why the line works: it’s a crowd joke that lets the audience feel clever without owning the bias. And it’s also why it’s a perfect artifact of its moment, when late-night comedy was becoming a nightly referendum on whether public life was still real or just another bit.

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Craig Kilborn (born August 24, 1962) is a Entertainer from USA.

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