"The Congressman ascertained that the consulate in Havana had numbers to feed the pigs"
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Havana is doing heavy lifting. Even without a date stamp, the city evokes U.S.-Cuba tension, Cold War paranoia, and the theater of official presence in a place where every contact can be read as leverage. In that context, "feed the pigs" reads as more than literal rations. It suggests the petty, self-protective priorities of institutions abroad: keep the compound running, keep the optics tidy, keep the animals (literal or figurative) satisfied. If there are "numbers" for pigs, what about numbers for people? The sentence invites that uncomfortable comparison without stating it.
The subtext is a critique of governance as performance: the Congressman "ascertains" something trivial because it is measurable, reportable, and safe to confirm. Leinsdorf's dry wording makes the satire bite: the machinery of oversight can become a parody of responsibility, obsessing over inventories while the real story, political and human, stays off the ledger.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Leinsdorf, Erich. (2026, January 16). The Congressman ascertained that the consulate in Havana had numbers to feed the pigs. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-congressman-ascertained-that-the-consulate-in-131557/
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Leinsdorf, Erich. "The Congressman ascertained that the consulate in Havana had numbers to feed the pigs." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-congressman-ascertained-that-the-consulate-in-131557/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The Congressman ascertained that the consulate in Havana had numbers to feed the pigs." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-congressman-ascertained-that-the-consulate-in-131557/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.



