"The criteria, for me, is movie star. It's Hollywood. Not Somalia"
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The Somalia jab is the tell. It’s a shorthand for crisis, deprivation, and moral seriousness - invoked not to illuminate those realities, but to swat them away. The subtext is: don’t ask for conscience in a space designed for fantasy. If you’re looking for glamour, don’t burden it with geopolitics; if you’re looking for political gravity, don’t mistake a red carpet for a relief mission. That’s a defensible boundary, delivered in an indefensible way.
As a critic, Cojocaru is also defending his own lane. Celebrity commentary survives by treating surface as substance, by converting taste into authority. The line works because it’s curt and quotable - a neat piece of gatekeeping wrapped in comedy. But it also reveals an industry reflex: when entertainment is challenged to matter, it often answers with a joke that makes “mattering” sound naive, and suffering sound like a prop.
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"The criteria, for me, is movie star. It's Hollywood. Not Somalia." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-criteria-for-me-is-movie-star-its-hollywood-99194/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.



