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"The curtains would open and it would be just her standing in some ludicrous pose, like Aphrodite"

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It lands like a backstage eye-roll dressed up as mythology. Lesley-Anne Down’s line is doing two things at once: sketching a vivid, slightly cruel image (one person, one spotlight, one “ludicrous pose”) and puncturing the kind of self-serious glamour that theatre and celebrity culture practically require. The punch is in the collision of registers: the mundane mechanics of performance (“The curtains would open”) against the inflated, classical comparison (“like Aphrodite”). Aphrodite is beauty with a capital B, an icon. Down frames the moment as a failed attempt at becoming that icon - not transcendent, just awkwardly staged.

The word “would” matters: this isn’t a one-off anecdote but a recurring ritual, a pattern of someone repeatedly choosing spectacle over substance. “Just her” narrows the world to a single ego filling the proscenium, implying a kind of narcissistic vacuum where ensemble, story, and craft get swallowed by presentation. “Ludicrous” is the tell of the speaker’s posture: Down is refusing to be impressed, refusing to grant the performance the reverence it asks for.

As an actress, she’s also signaling insider literacy. She knows how the myth of effortless beauty is manufactured - how you can try to enter like a goddess and still come off like a person trying very hard to look like a goddess. The subtext isn’t anti-beauty; it’s anti-pose. It’s a jab at the industry’s temptation to confuse being looked at with being good.

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Down, Lesley-Anne. (2026, January 15). The curtains would open and it would be just her standing in some ludicrous pose, like Aphrodite. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-curtains-would-open-and-it-would-be-just-her-162372/

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Down, Lesley-Anne. "The curtains would open and it would be just her standing in some ludicrous pose, like Aphrodite." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-curtains-would-open-and-it-would-be-just-her-162372/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The curtains would open and it would be just her standing in some ludicrous pose, like Aphrodite." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-curtains-would-open-and-it-would-be-just-her-162372/. Accessed 10 Feb. 2026.

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Lesley-Anne Down (born March 17, 1954) is a Actress from England.

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