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Life & Wisdom Quote by H. L. Mencken

"The cynics are right nine times out of ten"

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Mencken isn’t praising cynicism as a personality trait; he’s selling it as a survival skill in a culture he saw as chronically self-deceived. “Nine times out of ten” is the key: not an absolute, not a holy law, but a streetwise statistic. It gives cynicism the swagger of lived experience, the sense that anyone paying attention can’t help arriving at the same sour conclusion. Mencken’s wit works by sounding almost casual, like he’s shrugging at the obvious - and that shrug is the blade.

The intent is double-edged. On one level, it’s a warning against credulity: public life, advertising, politics, moral crusades - all arenas Mencken loved to puncture - run on inflated promises and pious rhetoric. Cynics, trained to look for the con, usually spot the seams. On another level, it’s a provocation aimed at optimists: if you object, Mencken implies, you’re either naive or complicit.

The subtext is that modern societies manufacture optimism as a civic duty. Cynicism becomes, perversely, a kind of honesty. But Mencken also leaves that one time out of ten hanging there like a dare. Cynics are “right” often enough to be insufferable, yet not so often that they can claim moral superiority. That remaining margin is where humanity, surprise, and genuine reform still live - if you’re tough enough to admit it exists.

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H. L. Mencken

H. L. Mencken (September 12, 1880 - January 29, 1956) was a Writer from USA.

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