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Daily Inspiration Quote by Edward Bond

"The English sent all their bores abroad, and acquired the Empire as a punishment"

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Bond’s line lands like a well-aimed insult disguised as a history lesson: the British Empire wasn’t a triumph of genius, it was what happened when a nation exported its most tedious men and then had to live with the consequences. The joke is structural. “Sent” implies intention and administrative neatness; “bore” is almost comically small next to “Empire.” That mismatch is the point. Bond collapses the grand narrative of imperial destiny into the petty social fact of unbearable people looking for somewhere else to talk.

The subtext is a moral booby trap. “As a punishment” flips imperial nostalgia on its back: empire-building becomes less a medal than a sentence, a burden earned through cultural bad habits - complacency, entitlement, an appetite for order and lecture. It’s a line that treats domination not as glamorous adventure but as the inevitable extension of a certain personality type: officious, self-satisfied, incapable of leaving well enough alone.

Context matters: Bond’s theatre is famously hostile to comforting myths. He writes against the soft-focus Britain that packages its violence as heritage. So the quip isn’t just anti-imperial; it’s anti-sentimental. It suggests that empire is sustained not only by guns and profit but by a mindset that can’t tolerate equals and can’t endure boredom without turning it outward. The laugh catches because it’s plausible, and the plausibility is the indictment.

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Edward Bond

Edward Bond (born July 18, 1934) is a Playwright from England.

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