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"The first book I ever wrote was in fourth grade and it was called 'Billy's Booger.' It was an autobiographical piece about a kid who was really bad at math"

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A title like "Billy's Booger" is a deliberate thumb in the eye of solemn, grown-up ideas of literature. Joyce is recounting origin mythology, but he frames it with bodily comedy and fourth-grade bluntness, treating his own authorial beginnings as something a little gross, a little ridiculous, and completely human. The joke does more than get a laugh: it lowers the stakes. If the first impulse to write comes from silliness and embarrassment, then writing isn not a priesthood, its a coping mechanism.

Calling the story "autobiographical" sharpens that point. The setup promises crude humor; the punchline is insecurity. "A kid who was really bad at math" is the real confession, tucked behind the booger shield. The subtext is familiar to anyone whos ever felt sorted early into "smart" and "not smart": if you cant win on the worksheet, you can win by narrating the humiliation. He turns deficiency into material, and material into control.

There's also a quiet argument here about what counts as intelligence. Math stands in as the sanctioned, measurable kind; storytelling is the messier, self-invented kind that arrives before anyone gives you permission. Joyce's anecdote suggests an artistic origin rooted not in precocity but in salvage: the kid who struggles in one language finds power in another. That mix of self-deprecation and craft is the intent: make the audience smile, then recognize that creativity often begins as a way to survive the classroom.

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Joyce, William. (2026, January 15). The first book I ever wrote was in fourth grade and it was called 'Billy's Booger.' It was an autobiographical piece about a kid who was really bad at math. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-first-book-i-ever-wrote-was-in-fourth-grade-154377/

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Joyce, William. "The first book I ever wrote was in fourth grade and it was called 'Billy's Booger.' It was an autobiographical piece about a kid who was really bad at math." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-first-book-i-ever-wrote-was-in-fourth-grade-154377/.

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"The first book I ever wrote was in fourth grade and it was called 'Billy's Booger.' It was an autobiographical piece about a kid who was really bad at math." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-first-book-i-ever-wrote-was-in-fourth-grade-154377/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.

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William Joyce (April 24, 1906 - January 3, 1946) was a Author from USA.

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