"The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'"
About this Quote
A joke that lands because it’s half punchline, half political weather report. Kinky Friedman frames Mississippi - a state long stereotyped as America’s bottom rung on everything from poverty to policy - as suddenly relieved to have someone else wearing the “most embarrassing” badge. “Thank God for Texas” is the kind of barroom gratitude you offer when a bigger guy walks in and the spotlight moves off you. It’s not admiration; it’s deflection.
The intent is classic Friedman: use regional one-liners to expose how Americans rank places the way they rank people, by finding someone to look down on. Mississippi’s imagined chorus isn’t really about Mississippi. It’s about the national appetite for scapegoats and the cheap comfort of comparative shame. Texas becomes the day’s convenient villain, a state big enough to absorb the projection - loud politics, swagger, and headline-grabbing controversies that make it an easy target in the cultural imagination.
The subtext is also a sly jab at Texas exceptionalism. Texans love being noticed; Friedman flips that into a cursed spotlight, suggesting the state’s notoriety is so loud it provides cover for everyone else. Delivered by a musician-comedian who built a persona out of Texas mythmaking, the line is insider criticism dressed as outsider mockery: affectionate, cutting, and designed to travel.
Context matters: it’s a quip born in an era when state reputations are shaped by cable news cycles and viral outrage. In that economy, embarrassment is transferable, and relief is just someone else trending.
The intent is classic Friedman: use regional one-liners to expose how Americans rank places the way they rank people, by finding someone to look down on. Mississippi’s imagined chorus isn’t really about Mississippi. It’s about the national appetite for scapegoats and the cheap comfort of comparative shame. Texas becomes the day’s convenient villain, a state big enough to absorb the projection - loud politics, swagger, and headline-grabbing controversies that make it an easy target in the cultural imagination.
The subtext is also a sly jab at Texas exceptionalism. Texans love being noticed; Friedman flips that into a cursed spotlight, suggesting the state’s notoriety is so loud it provides cover for everyone else. Delivered by a musician-comedian who built a persona out of Texas mythmaking, the line is insider criticism dressed as outsider mockery: affectionate, cutting, and designed to travel.
Context matters: it’s a quip born in an era when state reputations are shaped by cable news cycles and viral outrage. In that economy, embarrassment is transferable, and relief is just someone else trending.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Friedman, Kinky. (2026, January 16). The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-folks-in-mississippi-are-saying-thank-god-for-96119/
Chicago Style
Friedman, Kinky. "The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-folks-in-mississippi-are-saying-thank-god-for-96119/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-folks-in-mississippi-are-saying-thank-god-for-96119/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.
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