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The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small
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"The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small"

- Woody Allen

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This quote by Woody Allen is a funny method of expressing frustration with the quality and quantity of food. It suggests that the food is not only bad, but also that the portions are too little. This could be analyzed as a criticism of the dining establishment or the chef, recommending that the food is not up to standard which the servings are not generous enough. It might likewise be interpreted as a talk about the present state of the food industry, suggesting that dining establishments are not supplying adequate food for their clients. In either case, the quote implies that the food is not satisfying which the portions are too small.

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Woody Allen This quote is written / told by Woody Allen somewhere between December 1, 1935 and today. He was a famous Director from USA. The author also have 62 other quotes.

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