"The global importance of the Middle East is that it keeps the Far East and the Near East from encroaching on each other"
About this Quote
It works (and fails) because it collapses cultural and political complexity into cartographic comedy. “Encroaching” anthropomorphizes vast regions as if they’re rival neighbors drifting toward each other on a suburban street, turning history into a spatial misunderstanding. The joke hinges on the absurdity of Easts bumping into each other, which is precisely why it became Quayle-esque: it suggests earnestness without mastery, a confidence that outruns precision.
Context matters. In the late Cold War and immediate post-Cold War era, American leaders were increasingly selling Middle East policy through the language of “strategic importance” - oil routes, alliances, containment. Quayle’s sentence is that logic stripped of its moral and human stakes. The region isn’t portrayed as a collection of societies with agency; it’s a geopolitical gasket, valuable because it prevents friction elsewhere. That’s not just a gaffe. It’s an unintentional X-ray of how superpowers justify attention: not by who lives there, but by what it’s for.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Later attribution: E-Leetspeak (Thomas Ferrante, C. M. Ferrante, 2008) modern compilationISBN: 9781467049924 · ID: -Uyy_3W28i0C
Evidence:
... The global importance of the Middle East is that it keeps the Far East and the Near East from encroaching on each other . Dan Quayle 112. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than 111. |
| Cite |
Citation Formats
APA Style (7th ed.)
Quayle, Dan. (2026, March 12). The global importance of the Middle East is that it keeps the Far East and the Near East from encroaching on each other. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-global-importance-of-the-middle-east-is-that-137424/
Chicago Style
Quayle, Dan. "The global importance of the Middle East is that it keeps the Far East and the Near East from encroaching on each other." FixQuotes. March 12, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-global-importance-of-the-middle-east-is-that-137424/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The global importance of the Middle East is that it keeps the Far East and the Near East from encroaching on each other." FixQuotes, 12 Mar. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-global-importance-of-the-middle-east-is-that-137424/. Accessed 29 Mar. 2026.





