"The government never does anything successfully"
About this Quote
The intent is to collapse the messy record of public institutions into a single affect: incompetence. That move does two things at once. It absolves markets and private actors from comparative scrutiny (because the standard becomes “government is uniquely hopeless”), and it reframes civic frustration as ideological proof. Long DMV lines, bloated procurement contracts, and headline scandals become not incidental failures but the natural state of the state.
The subtext is less “government can’t” than “government shouldn’t.” It’s a warning against the moral hazard of coercive authority: when an institution can tax, regulate, and compel, its mistakes feel like violations, not mere errors. Context matters here: post-9/11 expansions of federal power, the Iraq War’s mismanagement, and a rising anti-establishment mood made “state failure” a ready-made narrative. The quote works because it flatters the listener’s suspicion, turning everyday irritation into an identity: the clear-eyed citizen vs. the bloated machine.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Badnarik, Michael. (2026, January 17). The government never does anything successfully. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-government-never-does-anything-successfully-74774/
Chicago Style
Badnarik, Michael. "The government never does anything successfully." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-government-never-does-anything-successfully-74774/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The government never does anything successfully." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-government-never-does-anything-successfully-74774/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.









