"The greens are harder than a whore's heart"
About this Quote
The intent is part vent, part entertainment. Golf’s frustrations are famously genteel, and Snead punctures that gentility with a barroom simile. It’s comedy built from exaggeration: a green can’t be “hard” in the same way a heart can be “hard,” so the line pivots on shock and speed. The punch comes from the cultural assumption he expects his audience to share: sex workers are emotionally calloused, unfeeling, fair game. That shared assumption is the real engine of the joke, and it’s also why the quote curdles for modern ears.
Context matters: Snead came up in an era when athletes were expected to be colorful, not careful. Golf clubs were male-dominated spaces where locker-room metaphors passed as charm. The subtext is a small power flex - I can be crude here, and you’ll still laugh because I’m Sam Snead. Today, the line reads less like folksy candor and more like a period artifact: a reminder that sports “color” often rode on somebody else being the punchline.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: The Mammoth Book of Comic Quotes (Geoff Tibballs, 2012) modern compilationISBN: 9781780337227 · ID: SGieBAAAQBAJ
Evidence:
... The greens are harder than a whore's heart . WILL ROGERS ANDY ROONEY Some of us worship in churches , some in synagogues , some on golf courses . SAM SNEAD ADLAI STEVENSON Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of ... |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Snead, Sam. (2026, February 13). The greens are harder than a whore's heart. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-greens-are-harder-than-a-whores-heart-159665/
Chicago Style
Snead, Sam. "The greens are harder than a whore's heart." FixQuotes. February 13, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-greens-are-harder-than-a-whores-heart-159665/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The greens are harder than a whore's heart." FixQuotes, 13 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-greens-are-harder-than-a-whores-heart-159665/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.




