"The Gulf War was like teenage sex. We got in too soon and out too soon"
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The rhythm does the work. “Too soon… too soon” is a punchy parallelism that makes the critique feel less like a policy brief and more like an instinctive truth. It implies two failures at once: entry driven by haste (or politics) rather than necessity, and exit driven by impatience or image-management rather than responsibility. The subtext is that the U.S. mistook a quick military success for closure, confusing the end of combat with the end of consequences.
Context sharpens the barb. In the early 1990s, the Gulf War was widely framed as clean, decisive, even cathartic after Vietnam. Harkin—one of the prominent Senate skeptics—needed a way to puncture that triumphal mood and spotlight what “victory” left unresolved: Saddam still in power, regional instability, unfinished humanitarian fallout. The crude metaphor is strategic: it makes listeners laugh, then realize they’re laughing at a national decision that cost real lives. That’s the point.
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| Topic | War |
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Harkin, Tom. (2026, January 16). The Gulf War was like teenage sex. We got in too soon and out too soon. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-gulf-war-was-like-teenage-sex-we-got-in-too-119730/
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Harkin, Tom. "The Gulf War was like teenage sex. We got in too soon and out too soon." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-gulf-war-was-like-teenage-sex-we-got-in-too-119730/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The Gulf War was like teenage sex. We got in too soon and out too soon." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-gulf-war-was-like-teenage-sex-we-got-in-too-119730/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.







