"The House of Lords is like a glass of champagne that has stood for five days"
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That’s the intent: to puncture the House of Lords’ aura of dignified wisdom by recasting it as stale luxury. The subtext is sharper than the metaphor’s soft edges suggest. Attlee is pointing at a chamber built on inheritance and deference, claiming its authority isn’t merely outdated; it’s performative. It exists to signal continuity, to make the British state look older and grander than the democratic energies actually driving it.
Context does the rest. Attlee led a postwar Labour government determined to remake Britain - the welfare state, nationalization, a new social contract forged in austerity and mass participation. Against that project, the Lords represented the lingering power of landed privilege and a constitutional brake on electoral mandates. Calling it flat champagne is a way to frame resistance as not principled conservatism but spoiled indulgence: the after-party pretending it’s still the main event.
It works because it’s funny without being frivolous, contemptuous without sounding hysterical. A reformist leader needs that tone: not rage, but ridicule, the kind that makes an institution’s defenders sound like they’re arguing for warm bubbles.
Quote Details
| Topic | Sarcastic |
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| Source | Later attribution: The Biteback Dictionary of Humorous Political Quotations (Fred Metcalf, 2012) modern compilationISBN: 9781849544849 · ID: e_mtAwAAQBAJ
Evidence:
... The House of Lords is like a glass of champagne that has stood for five days . Clement Attlee , 1883-1967 , Labour Prime Minister , 1945-51. |
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Attlee, Clement. (2026, February 10). The House of Lords is like a glass of champagne that has stood for five days. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-house-of-lords-is-like-a-glass-of-champagne-141694/
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"The House of Lords is like a glass of champagne that has stood for five days." FixQuotes, 10 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-house-of-lords-is-like-a-glass-of-champagne-141694/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.






