"The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something, so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle"
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The straw hats and “friendly guys” are a postcard narrative Americans love buying along with the bottle: authenticity, tradition, sunlit simplicity. Briggs undercuts that pastoral image by dragging in the hidden scaffolding of cheap luxury: exploited labor, consolidated power, invisible supply chains. “Or something” matters, too. It’s the shrug of willful ignorance, the consumer’s vague awareness that the math doesn’t add up, paired with the decision not to look too closely as long as the cork pops and the price stays low.
Contextually, it reads like late-20th-century consumer satire filtered through Briggs’s blunt, barroom-critic persona: suspicious of marketing mythologies, allergic to polite euphemisms. The ten-bucks-a-bottle line pins the whole thing to a specific American habit: treating imported “culture” as a discount accessory. The intent isn’t to diagnose Italy; it’s to roast the buyer’s self-soothing story about how pleasure gets made.
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Briggs, Joe Bob. (2026, February 18). The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something, so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-italians-always-made-good-wine-but-you-had-67248/
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Briggs, Joe Bob. "The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something, so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle." FixQuotes. February 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-italians-always-made-good-wine-but-you-had-67248/.
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"The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something, so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle." FixQuotes, 18 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-italians-always-made-good-wine-but-you-had-67248/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.




