"The Lord taught me to love everybody, but the last ones I learned to love were the sportswriters"
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The intent is part confession, part clapback. For an athlete of Dark's era (he played in a pre-social-media world where a few beat writers could set the public temperature), sportswriters weren't just critics; they were intermediaries between performance and reputation, and often between a clubhouse and a front office. They could freeze you into a narrative: "slumping", "washed", "selfish", "difficult". Loving them isn't about affection. It's about refusing to let resentment run your days.
The subtext is a professional truth athletes rarely say out loud: the game isn't only played on the field. It's played in print, in the slow drip of interpretation. Dark's line works because it wraps that bitterness in religious language, making the joke safe while keeping the barb sharp. Even his forgiveness sounds like it had to be earned.
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Dark, Alvin. (2026, January 17). The Lord taught me to love everybody, but the last ones I learned to love were the sportswriters. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-lord-taught-me-to-love-everybody-but-the-last-35359/
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Dark, Alvin. "The Lord taught me to love everybody, but the last ones I learned to love were the sportswriters." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-lord-taught-me-to-love-everybody-but-the-last-35359/.
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"The Lord taught me to love everybody, but the last ones I learned to love were the sportswriters." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-lord-taught-me-to-love-everybody-but-the-last-35359/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.









