"The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos"
About this Quote
The intent is a jab at political centrism as posture. Hightower isn’t arguing against negotiation; he’s attacking the performance of neutrality when the moment demands commitment. The subtext is classed and regional: this isn’t a seminar-room metaphor. It’s a rural, Southern roadside truth, pitched to people who’ve watched “reasonable” decisions still leave their communities stranded. The armadillo detail matters because it’s humble and specific, the opposite of Washington abstraction. It also carries a faintly comic sting: the middle is where things end up when they’ve lost the ability to choose a direction.
Contextually, Hightower came up as a Texas progressive fighting corporate power, deregulation, and the polite bipartisan consensus that often smooths over who’s getting hurt. The line works because it turns “moderation” from a virtue into a hazard. It doesn’t merely call centrists wrong; it calls them passive, late, and complicit - not evil, just disastrously in the lane.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Quote commonly attributed to Jim Hightower; listed on the Jim Hightower entry on Wikiquote. |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hightower, Jim. (2026, January 14). The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-middle-of-the-road-is-for-yellow-lines-and-149285/
Chicago Style
Hightower, Jim. "The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-middle-of-the-road-is-for-yellow-lines-and-149285/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-middle-of-the-road-is-for-yellow-lines-and-149285/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.








