"The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech, and stricter gun control"
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The triad - higher taxes, speech restrictions, gun control - is also strategic compression. It’s not an exhaustive list of liberal policy; it’s a curated set of conservative hot buttons, chosen for their emotional charge. Taxes triggers resentment about coercion, “restrictions on political speech” hints at censorship and rigged elections, gun control signals vulnerability and distrust of the state. Put together, it sketches a single villain: a governing class that wants your money, your voice, and your means of self-defense. The point isn’t nuance; it’s alignment.
Context matters: Coulter’s persona is polemical journalism that borrows stand-up timing. She’s not trying to persuade the Times; she’s trying to consolidate an in-group that experiences mainstream media as a monoculture. The subtext is less “the Times is wrong” than “the Times is boringly, institutionally incapable of being right on its own terms.” The joke is a shortcut to delegitimization - and, for her audience, a permission slip to stop treating the paper as an authority.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Coulter, Ann. (2026, February 20). The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech, and stricter gun control. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-new-york-times-editorial-page-is-like-a-ouija-3875/
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Coulter, Ann. "The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech, and stricter gun control." FixQuotes. February 20, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-new-york-times-editorial-page-is-like-a-ouija-3875/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech, and stricter gun control." FixQuotes, 20 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-new-york-times-editorial-page-is-like-a-ouija-3875/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.




