"The newspaper is a marvelous medium. It is extraordinarily convenient and cheap. Let's see. This one cost 75 cents. Now that's a little high. I bought it when I was downtown this morning"
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The joke lands like a dry cough in a quiet room: Salisbury praises newspapers as “cheap,” then immediately undercuts himself by treating 75 cents as “a little high” before admitting he bought it “downtown.” It’s not just thrift; it’s a miniature autopsy of the medium’s everyday contradictions. Newspapers sell themselves as mass, democratic, and accessible, yet they’ve always depended on a reader who can spare the coin, reach the kiosk, and fold “convenience” into a morning routine. Salisbury’s genial accounting turns that invisible infrastructure into the punchline.
As a career journalist who lived through the industry’s high-water mark and its early tremors of decline, Salisbury is also winking at the newsroom’s favorite self-myth: that the paper is a public service first and a product second. He’s describing a “marvelous medium” the way someone praises tap water while staring at a restaurant bill. The subtext is that the newspaper’s magic is inseparable from its mundanity: it’s information wrapped in commerce, authority stapled to advertising, civic virtue delivered through a retail transaction.
The line “I bought it when I was downtown this morning” matters because it dates the whole ritual. “Downtown” evokes the old geography of attention: the city center, the commute, the physical paper as a companion object. Salisbury isn’t mourning outright, but he’s quietly pointing to what makes print powerful and fragile at once: its intimacy relies on habits that can vanish as quickly as they formed.
As a career journalist who lived through the industry’s high-water mark and its early tremors of decline, Salisbury is also winking at the newsroom’s favorite self-myth: that the paper is a public service first and a product second. He’s describing a “marvelous medium” the way someone praises tap water while staring at a restaurant bill. The subtext is that the newspaper’s magic is inseparable from its mundanity: it’s information wrapped in commerce, authority stapled to advertising, civic virtue delivered through a retail transaction.
The line “I bought it when I was downtown this morning” matters because it dates the whole ritual. “Downtown” evokes the old geography of attention: the city center, the commute, the physical paper as a companion object. Salisbury isn’t mourning outright, but he’s quietly pointing to what makes print powerful and fragile at once: its intimacy relies on habits that can vanish as quickly as they formed.
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