"The older I get the better I used to be!"
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Aging usually comes with the polite script of decline: you slow down, you adjust expectations, you learn to “be grateful.” Lee Trevino blows up that script with a one-liner that sounds like a joke and lands like a quiet protest. “The older I get the better I used to be!” is funny because it’s logically backward, but emotionally dead-on. It captures a peculiarly human math: the further you get from your peak, the more mythic that peak becomes.
The intent isn’t just to get a laugh; it’s to make room for vulnerability without asking for pity. Athletes are trained to speak in absolutes - scorecards, stats, wins - yet this line admits something slippery: memory edits the highlight reel. As time adds distance, yesterday’s good rounds turn into legendary ones, and the bad breaks get sanded off. Trevino’s phrasing lets him acknowledge aging without surrendering identity. He’s not saying he’s washed; he’s saying the story of his best self keeps improving, and he’s in on the joke.
The subtext also nods to a cultural reality in sports: fans and media reward nostalgia. Retired stars are often treated as either ghosts or mascots, so rewriting the past becomes a survival tactic - a way to stay present. Coming from Trevino, whose public persona mixed grit with stand-up timing, the line fits his brand: self-deprecating, sharp, and protective. It’s a comedian’s move with an athlete’s stakes, turning the fear of fading into a punchline you can own.
The intent isn’t just to get a laugh; it’s to make room for vulnerability without asking for pity. Athletes are trained to speak in absolutes - scorecards, stats, wins - yet this line admits something slippery: memory edits the highlight reel. As time adds distance, yesterday’s good rounds turn into legendary ones, and the bad breaks get sanded off. Trevino’s phrasing lets him acknowledge aging without surrendering identity. He’s not saying he’s washed; he’s saying the story of his best self keeps improving, and he’s in on the joke.
The subtext also nods to a cultural reality in sports: fans and media reward nostalgia. Retired stars are often treated as either ghosts or mascots, so rewriting the past becomes a survival tactic - a way to stay present. Coming from Trevino, whose public persona mixed grit with stand-up timing, the line fits his brand: self-deprecating, sharp, and protective. It’s a comedian’s move with an athlete’s stakes, turning the fear of fading into a punchline you can own.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: World's Greatest Golf Quotes (Catriona Crombie, 2011) modern compilationISBN: 9781906051617 · ID: wTm6DwAAQBAJ
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... Lee Trevino Real pressure in golf is playing for $ 10 when you've only got $ 5 in your pocket Lee Trevino The older I get , the better I used to be Lee Trevino There are two things you can do with your head down : play golf and pray Lee ... |
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