"The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon"
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A self-portrait in one dry jab: Jerrold, a professional maker of theater and trouble, deflates the Victorian cult of vigor by calling backgammon an "athletic sport". The joke is obvious, but its engineering is smarter. He steals the prestige language of physical excellence and pins it onto a tabletop game of dice, patience, and petty vengeance. "Mastered" lands like a mock medal ceremony; you can hear the fake trumpets.
The intent is less confession than counter-programming. In an era increasingly enamored with respectable masculinity, disciplined bodies, and competitive improvement, Jerrold offers an alternative heroism: the sedentary strategist who wins by wit. It is also a sly professional boast. As a dramatist and satirist, his real instrument is timing, misdirection, and reading opponents - the same skills backgammon rewards. The subtext is: you think strength is in the arms; I know it lives in the nerve endings and the tongue.
There is a class edge, too. Backgammon is leisure, an indoor pastime associated with clubs and parlors - arenas where status is negotiated through talk as much as action. Jerrold turns that genteel world into his playing field, implying that the real contests happen in conversation, not on muddy pitches. By choosing a game of chance threaded with calculation, he also nods to the mixed economy of success in public life: talent matters, but so does the roll of the dice.
The intent is less confession than counter-programming. In an era increasingly enamored with respectable masculinity, disciplined bodies, and competitive improvement, Jerrold offers an alternative heroism: the sedentary strategist who wins by wit. It is also a sly professional boast. As a dramatist and satirist, his real instrument is timing, misdirection, and reading opponents - the same skills backgammon rewards. The subtext is: you think strength is in the arms; I know it lives in the nerve endings and the tongue.
There is a class edge, too. Backgammon is leisure, an indoor pastime associated with clubs and parlors - arenas where status is negotiated through talk as much as action. Jerrold turns that genteel world into his playing field, implying that the real contests happen in conversation, not on muddy pitches. By choosing a game of chance threaded with calculation, he also nods to the mixed economy of success in public life: talent matters, but so does the roll of the dice.
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