"The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore"
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The line lands with the particular Larry David persona in mind: allergic to social performance, suspicious of sentiment, and unreasonably committed to the idea that comfort and fairness matter more than status. The subtext is that fame doesn’t confer wisdom, happiness, or even novelty; it just outsources errands. It’s also a sly jab at consumer culture and the small humiliations of everyday shopping - dressing rooms, fluorescent lighting, the soft tyranny of sizes - recast as the only meaningful before-and-after.
There’s an almost moral insistence embedded in the joke: don’t romanticize this. If the main perk of being rich and famous is avoiding a mall, then the whole aspiration economy starts to look like a scam with better lighting. David isn’t denying his privilege; he’s making it look absurdly narrow. That’s the Curb-era worldview in one sentence: society promises transcendence, but delivers free shipping.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
David, Larry. (2026, January 17). The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-only-change-i-can-really-see-is-that-i-dont-41613/
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David, Larry. "The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-only-change-i-can-really-see-is-that-i-dont-41613/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-only-change-i-can-really-see-is-that-i-dont-41613/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.









