"The only reason I would have liked to have gone to university is because I like cricket. Not a very good reason to want to go, but as good as any, I suppose"
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Bernard’s line lands because it shrinks one of society’s most self-serious institutions down to the size of a weekend hobby. University, in the public script, is supposed to be destiny: self-improvement, class mobility, a polished mind. He punctures that script with a motive so unserious it becomes quietly radical: not intellectual ambition, not careerist drive, just cricket.
The comedy isn’t merely that it’s a “bad” reason. It’s that it’s honest in a way the approved reasons often aren’t. Bernard’s narrator knows the correct answer and refuses to perform it. The shrugging addendum - “as good as any, I suppose” - is the real blade: it implies that many grand justifications for university are retrospective PR, stories we tell to make status decisions sound noble. Cricket becomes a stand-in for the messy, human truth that people chase environments as much as educations: belonging, ritual, the right accent in the right pavilion.
There’s also a class-coded wink. In Britain, cricket isn’t just a sport; it’s a social technology, a gateway into certain networks and manners. Bernard frames that gateway as trivial, which is the point: power often hides behind “harmless” traditions. Coming from a journalist famous for hard drinking and sharper observation, the line reads like a self-portrait of cultivated anti-aspiration - a man allergic to sanctimony, amused by the way institutions demand reverence, and happy to admit that even our life choices can be motivated by something as petty, pleasurable, and revealing as a game.
The comedy isn’t merely that it’s a “bad” reason. It’s that it’s honest in a way the approved reasons often aren’t. Bernard’s narrator knows the correct answer and refuses to perform it. The shrugging addendum - “as good as any, I suppose” - is the real blade: it implies that many grand justifications for university are retrospective PR, stories we tell to make status decisions sound noble. Cricket becomes a stand-in for the messy, human truth that people chase environments as much as educations: belonging, ritual, the right accent in the right pavilion.
There’s also a class-coded wink. In Britain, cricket isn’t just a sport; it’s a social technology, a gateway into certain networks and manners. Bernard frames that gateway as trivial, which is the point: power often hides behind “harmless” traditions. Coming from a journalist famous for hard drinking and sharper observation, the line reads like a self-portrait of cultivated anti-aspiration - a man allergic to sanctimony, amused by the way institutions demand reverence, and happy to admit that even our life choices can be motivated by something as petty, pleasurable, and revealing as a game.
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