"The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old"

"Television sounded really different than the Ramones sounded really different than us sounded really different than Blondie sounded really different than the Sex Pistols"

"I love tackling, love it. It's better than sex"

"I think any girl who comes to Hollywood with sex symbol or bombshell hanging over her has a rough road"

"Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic"

"In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft"

"An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex"

"It is a natural virtue incident to our sex to be pitiful of those that are afflicted"

"A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing"

"Literature - creative literature - unconcerned with sex, is inconceivable"

"Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!"