"The only secrets are the secrets that keep themselves"
About this Quote
The intent is quietly ruthless: to move secrecy out of the moral realm and into the mechanical one. If a secret depends on someone’s willpower, it’s already on borrowed time. The secrets that endure are the ones with no audience, no paper trail, no loose-lipped confidant, no institutional incentive to leak. In other words, they keep themselves because conditions keep them, not because people do.
The subtext is classic Shaw: a distrust of sanctimony and a fascination with how societies launder self-interest into respectability. People swear loyalty, pledge silence, make solemn promises, then crack under vanity, guilt, or the simple urge to narrate their own lives. Shaw’s theater is full of characters who weaponize “confidences” and “reputations,” turning private knowledge into social currency. This aphorism treats that exchange rate as inevitable.
Context matters: Shaw wrote in an age of drawing-room politics, rigid class codes, and public moral posturing - a world where what you knew, and whom you could embarrass, often mattered more than what was true. The line lands because it’s funny in its bleakness: a maxim that sounds like wisdom, but functions as an accusation.
Quote Details
| Topic | Truth |
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| Source | Verified source: Back to Methuselah (George Bernard Shaw, 1921)
Evidence: There are no secrets except the secrets that keep themselves. (Pt. III: "The Thing Happens" (A.D. 2170) , exact page varies by edition). Primary-source match found in George Bernard Shaw’s own text, spoken by the character Confucius in Part III ("The Thing Happens") of Shaw’s play-cycle/book *Back to Methuselah: A Metabiological Pentateuch*. Many quote sites shorten/paraphrase it as “The only secrets are the secrets that keep themselves,” but Shaw’s wording in the work is “There are no secrets except…”. The work was published in 1921 (first published simultaneously in London by Constable and in New York by Brentano’s). The Project Gutenberg HTML text is searchable and shows the line in-dialogue; see around the Confucius passage in Part III. A scanned 1921 Brentano’s edition is also available via an Internet Archive scan hosted on Wikimedia Commons (metadata page: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Back_to_Methuselah._A_metabiological_pentateuch_(IA_back00tomethuselahshawrich).pdf ), which can be used to determine the exact printed page number for that specific edition, but I was unable to open the PDF itself in this environment to extract the page number. Other candidates (1) Voices of Wisdom: George Bernard Shaw Quotes (Sara Tabandeh) compilation95.0% ... George Bernard Shaw When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he cal... |
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Shaw, George Bernard. "The only secrets are the secrets that keep themselves." FixQuotes. February 27, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-only-secrets-are-the-secrets-that-keep-29176/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The only secrets are the secrets that keep themselves." FixQuotes, 27 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-only-secrets-are-the-secrets-that-keep-29176/. Accessed 4 Mar. 2026.









