"The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer"
About this Quote
The intent is less Luddite than prosecutorial. Stone, a journalist suspicious of power, is pointing at the way complexity becomes authority: when systems grow opaque, they stop serving people and start managing them. The computer, especially in the era when Stone was writing, meant bureaucracies with bigger memories, faster ledgers, and fewer human faces. You don’t argue with an error message; you submit.
Subtext: modern suffering isn’t only catastrophe, it’s friction - endless passwords, vanished files, automated decisions, the quiet sense that your life is being processed. By invoking God and Job, Stone also slyly flips the old theological question. Maybe the torment isn’t a divine test at all. Maybe it’s a corporate upgrade, shipped with bugs, and billed as inevitability. The cynicism is precise: we didn’t need heaven to invent new trials. We built them ourselves and called it efficiency.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Help us find the source |
| Cite |
Citation Formats
APA Style (7th ed.)
Stone, I. F. (2026, January 15). The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-only-thing-god-didnt-do-to-job-was-give-him-a-125565/
Chicago Style
Stone, I. F. "The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-only-thing-god-didnt-do-to-job-was-give-him-a-125565/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-only-thing-god-didnt-do-to-job-was-give-him-a-125565/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.










