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Wealth & Money Quote by Jon Bon Jovi

"The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure"

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It lands like a barroom joke with a prenup stapled to the punchline: love, downgraded to second place behind cash, delivered with the swagger of someone used to controlling the stage and the story. Coming from Jon Bon Jovi - a pop-rock figure whose brand has long traded on sincerity, loyalty, and working-class romance - the line reads less like confession than performance. The profanity and the tough-guy cadence ("that's for damn sure") sell a posture: the self-made man who refuses to be made a fool, financially or emotionally.

The specific intent is defensive bravado. He frames marriage not as partnership but as a potential extraction event, with "her and her lawyers" turning a spouse into an adversarial team. That phrasing is doing the real work: it smuggles in a cultural script where divorce is warfare and men are targets, pre-loading sympathy for the speaker before any facts arrive. It also inoculates him against vulnerability. If you announce you love money most, no one can accuse you of being naive; if things go south, you can claim you saw it coming.

The subtext is anxiety about control and legacy. For celebrities, money isn't just comfort; it's identity, proof of merit, a tally of public approval. Invoking lawyers acknowledges the machinery that shadows fame: contracts, liabilities, brand protection. In that context, the line becomes a grimly modern twist on rock-star romantic mythology. The hero still sings about devotion, but off-mic he’s negotiating risk, guarding assets, and keeping the fairytale from turning into a settlement.

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Jovi, Jon Bon. (2026, January 16). The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-only-thing-i-like-more-than-my-wife-is-my-125099/

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Jovi, Jon Bon. "The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-only-thing-i-like-more-than-my-wife-is-my-125099/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-only-thing-i-like-more-than-my-wife-is-my-125099/. Accessed 24 Feb. 2026.

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Jon Bon Jovi (born March 2, 1962) is a Musician from USA.

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