"The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless"
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That cynical twist carries two barbs at once. One is theological. If omnipotence exists, why does it keep reaching for spectacle? If morality can be engineered through catastrophe, why does history look like an endless beta test? Chamfort’s joke implies a God constrained not by mercy but by evidence: even the Almighty can’t justify repeating a strategy that didn’t deliver results. The other barb is political. Writing in a France careening toward revolution, Chamfort knew the rhetoric of purges, “cleansing,” and total solutions. His aphorism anticipates the logic of later regimes that promise to wash society clean, then discover that violence doesn’t reform people; it just rearranges who gets to call themselves purified.
The subtext is anti-sentimental and anti-heroic: disaster doesn’t educate; it brutalizes and then life restarts with the same materials. There’s also a sly implication about storytelling itself. The Flood myth is supposed to be a moral lesson, but Chamfort suggests the lesson failed to stick. The punchline isn’t that God is cruel; it’s that grand, corrective gestures are often theater for those who want to believe in a clean break from human nature.
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