"The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course"
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The specific intent is disarming. Graham isn’t making a theological claim that God refuses golfers; he’s signaling humility and approachability, the pastoral equivalent of loosening a tie. It’s also a subtle rebuke to transactional religion. If prayer becomes a vending machine for better lies and fewer slices, it’s been reduced to superstition with good branding. By choosing golf, he picks a culturally legible metaphor for American striving: leisure that masquerades as mastery, a game where obsession is socially acceptable and failure is guaranteed.
Context matters. Graham’s career depended on being trusted across partisan and denominational lines. A line like this reinforces that trust: he can laugh at himself, he won’t weaponize piety, and he understands the ordinary irritations of his audience. The subtext is quietly bracing: unanswered “prayers” are not proof of abandonment; sometimes they’re just proof you’re not God, and the ball will do what it wants.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Graham, Billy. (2026, January 15). The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-only-time-my-prayers-are-never-answered-is-on-135829/
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Graham, Billy. "The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-only-time-my-prayers-are-never-answered-is-on-135829/.
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"The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-only-time-my-prayers-are-never-answered-is-on-135829/. Accessed 6 Feb. 2026.


