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The only way to enjoy golf is to be a masochist. Go out and beat yourself to death
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"The only way to enjoy golf is to be a masochist. Go out and beat yourself to death"

- Howard Keel

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Howard Keel between April 13, 1919 and November 7, 2004. He was a famous Actor from USA. The author also have 3 other quotes.

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