"The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so it's a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky"
About this Quote
The “miracle” line plays like self-deprecation, yet it flatters everyone at once. It flatters guests (they’re so big they don’t need him), it flatters the audience (you’re watching the improbable happen), and it subtly elevates the show (if this is hard, we must be doing something right). Norton’s genial modesty is a pressure-release valve around celebrity culture’s absurd math: billion-dollar franchises, award campaigns, and carefully managed personas, all distilled into a few minutes of banter and a clip package.
Context matters: Norton’s format thrives on looseness - multiple guests, shared storytelling, a controlled chaos that makes stars seem human without truly threatening their polish. The line is an inside wink at PR machinery while reinforcing the show’s brand promise: you’re not just getting a plug, you’re getting a moment where the famous drop their guard, or at least convincingly pretend to.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Unverified source: The Observer: Glad to be Graham (Graham Norton, 2001)
Evidence:
because all I can offer them is exposure, and a bit of money, but the people you really want tend to be very rich and famous, so why would they do it?. The earliest primary-source match I could verify is an interview/profile in The Observer titled "Glad to be Graham," published on October 28, 200... |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Norton, Graham. (2026, March 7). The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so it's a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-people-i-want-are-very-famous-and-very-rich-161279/
Chicago Style
Norton, Graham. "The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so it's a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky." FixQuotes. March 7, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-people-i-want-are-very-famous-and-very-rich-161279/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so it's a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky." FixQuotes, 7 Mar. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-people-i-want-are-very-famous-and-very-rich-161279/. Accessed 20 Mar. 2026.






