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"The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so it's a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky"

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Graham Norton lands the joke by pretending the power dynamic is upside down. In the late-night ecosystem, the host’s “offer” is usually framed as a golden ticket: a couch, a spotlight, a boost. Norton calls it what it often is for A-listers: a small transactional pit stop in a publicity circuit they already dominate. “A bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash” is comic understatement, but it’s also a shrewd nod to how fame works now - saturation, not discovery. The irony is that exposure is both priceless and cheap: priceless for newcomers, cheap for people who’ve turned visibility into a personal brand.

The “miracle” line plays like self-deprecation, yet it flatters everyone at once. It flatters guests (they’re so big they don’t need him), it flatters the audience (you’re watching the improbable happen), and it subtly elevates the show (if this is hard, we must be doing something right). Norton’s genial modesty is a pressure-release valve around celebrity culture’s absurd math: billion-dollar franchises, award campaigns, and carefully managed personas, all distilled into a few minutes of banter and a clip package.

Context matters: Norton’s format thrives on looseness - multiple guests, shared storytelling, a controlled chaos that makes stars seem human without truly threatening their polish. The line is an inside wink at PR machinery while reinforcing the show’s brand promise: you’re not just getting a plug, you’re getting a moment where the famous drop their guard, or at least convincingly pretend to.

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Norton, Graham. (n.d.). The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so it's a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-people-i-want-are-very-famous-and-very-rich-161279/

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Norton, Graham. "The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so it's a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky." FixQuotes. Accessed February 2, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-people-i-want-are-very-famous-and-very-rich-161279/.

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"The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so it's a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-people-i-want-are-very-famous-and-very-rich-161279/. Accessed 2 Feb. 2026.

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