"The perfect gadget would somehow allow me to fly. Isn't that what everybody wants? It would also cook a damn good microwave pizza. So while in flight you had something to eat - an in-flight meal. Where would I go? Well, nowadays, it would probably just take me to work a lot quicker"
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As an actor whose public persona is built on likable, everyman relatability, Krasinski leans into a humor that’s deliberately unglamorous. The profanity (“damn good”) punctures any TED Talk sheen; it’s not a visionary’s manifesto, it’s a shrug from a guy imagining a consumer product that would still somehow need to be practical. The pizza detail is doing real cultural work: it’s not artisanal, not aspirational, just fast comfort food. Even in the air, we want convenience, familiarity, and something to chew on while we chase the next obligation.
The subtext is a quiet indictment of adulthood under late capitalism: you don’t want to fly to explore; you want to fly to shave minutes off the grind. “Isn’t that what everybody wants?” is half-joke, half confession. It frames desire as collective and pre-approved, then reveals how narrow that desire becomes when work is the gravitational center. The joke lands because it mirrors a common disappointment: the future arrives, and we use it to get to the office faster.
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Krasinski, John. (2026, January 17). The perfect gadget would somehow allow me to fly. Isn't that what everybody wants? It would also cook a damn good microwave pizza. So while in flight you had something to eat - an in-flight meal. Where would I go? Well, nowadays, it would probably just take me to work a lot quicker. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-perfect-gadget-would-somehow-allow-me-to-fly-51879/
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Krasinski, John. "The perfect gadget would somehow allow me to fly. Isn't that what everybody wants? It would also cook a damn good microwave pizza. So while in flight you had something to eat - an in-flight meal. Where would I go? Well, nowadays, it would probably just take me to work a lot quicker." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-perfect-gadget-would-somehow-allow-me-to-fly-51879/.
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"The perfect gadget would somehow allow me to fly. Isn't that what everybody wants? It would also cook a damn good microwave pizza. So while in flight you had something to eat - an in-flight meal. Where would I go? Well, nowadays, it would probably just take me to work a lot quicker." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-perfect-gadget-would-somehow-allow-me-to-fly-51879/. Accessed 11 Feb. 2026.








