"The president took the advice of my East Texas grandmother: If you can skin a cat without getting the room all bloody, why not do it that way?"
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The intent isn’t subtle. Land is defending a president’s strategy (likely a hard decision, possibly ethically fraught) by reframing it as a matter of technique, not principle. The goal is to shift the debate from “Should you do it?” to “Can you do it cleanly?” That’s the subtext: outcomes justify methods, and the public’s main role is to react to optics. Blood in the room becomes a stand-in for scandal, backlash, or media coverage - not harm itself.
It also smuggles in a cynical theory of governance: power is inevitable; transparency is optional. If there’s an indictment here, it’s not of cruelty but of clumsiness. Land’s metaphor flatters the listener into complicity: sensible people prefer tidy rooms. The dark joke is that the cat never gets a vote, and neither does anyone made collateral by “clean” political maneuvering.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Land, Richard. (2026, January 16). The president took the advice of my East Texas grandmother: If you can skin a cat without getting the room all bloody, why not do it that way? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-president-took-the-advice-of-my-east-texas-96872/
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Land, Richard. "The president took the advice of my East Texas grandmother: If you can skin a cat without getting the room all bloody, why not do it that way?" FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-president-took-the-advice-of-my-east-texas-96872/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The president took the advice of my East Texas grandmother: If you can skin a cat without getting the room all bloody, why not do it that way?" FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-president-took-the-advice-of-my-east-texas-96872/. Accessed 10 Feb. 2026.






