Life & Wisdom Quote by John Sladek

Sladek rigs the sentence like a trap: you walk in expecting a complaint about canon-making and walk out indicted for the mere fact of literacy. “Problem and privilege” is the tell. He’s talking to people who already have the cultural keys - alive now, in this century, reading this language - and he refuses to let that feel neutral. English literacy isn’t just a skill here; it’s a passport into a swollen archive of power, propaganda, beauty, and noise. The “problem” is the overload and the complicity. The “privilege” is that you get to choose what to ignore.

Then he takes a swing at “any list,” that most respectable of literary parlor games: best novels, essential poems, books you must read before you die. Lists pretend to be democratic and clarifying, but they’re also territorial markers - a way to turn taste into status and survival into scoring. Sladek’s punchline, “except the list of an illiterate,” is brutal because it flips the usual hierarchy. The only list that has meaning is the one built from scarcity, from being shut out. Everything else is abundance cosplay.

In context, it’s a very Sladek move: the science-fiction satirist who distrusted systems - computers, institutions, genre orthodoxies - catching readers in the act of congratulating themselves. The subtext is that modern reading isn’t a ladder to enlightenment; it’s an exposure event. If you can read, you can’t pretend you didn’t know.