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"The problem is I am both a procrastinator and a power junkie, so I am very frustrating to work with"

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It takes a particular kind of confidence to confess you’re a nightmare colleague and still make it charming. Alton Brown’s line lands because it frames a familiar creative paradox as a personality profile you can almost admire: the person who delays until the last possible second, then insists on controlling every last variable once the heat is on. “Procrastinator” reads like a quirky flaw; “power junkie” is the sharper admission, the one that turns the joke into a warning label.

The subtext is workplace chemistry. Brown isn’t just talking about time management; he’s describing a production ecosystem where urgency becomes fuel and authority becomes a fix. If you’re addicted to control, procrastination is oddly useful: it manufactures a crisis, and a crisis justifies unilateral decisions. Deadlines become a stage where the power junkie can take the wheel, bulldoze debate, and call it efficiency. The punchline, “very frustrating to work with,” functions as preemptive damage control: he names the complaint before anyone else can, disarming criticism by packaging it as self-awareness.

Coming from an entertainer known for turning cooking into engineered spectacle, the context matters. Food TV is a machine of tight schedules, teams, and brands, but it’s also a auteur-friendly arena where “vision” gets conflated with control. Brown’s candor reads like a behind-the-scenes truth about how perfectionism often travels: not as serene mastery, but as a jittery cycle of avoidance, intensity, and domination dressed up as high standards.

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Brown, Alton. (2026, January 16). The problem is I am both a procrastinator and a power junkie, so I am very frustrating to work with. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-problem-is-i-am-both-a-procrastinator-and-a-138133/

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Brown, Alton. "The problem is I am both a procrastinator and a power junkie, so I am very frustrating to work with." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-problem-is-i-am-both-a-procrastinator-and-a-138133/.

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"The problem is I am both a procrastinator and a power junkie, so I am very frustrating to work with." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-problem-is-i-am-both-a-procrastinator-and-a-138133/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Alton Brown (born July 30, 1962) is a Entertainer from USA.

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