"The problem with being sure that God is on your side is that you can't change your mind, because God sure isn't going to change His"
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The subtext is about how people launder self-interest through holiness. Invoking God isn't merely faith; it's a rhetorical power move that shuts down debate by claiming the highest possible appeal. Ebert's wit is dry, almost conversational, but the logic is brutal: the more absolute your justification, the less room you leave for learning, empathy, or the basic humility of being a fallible person in a messy world. "God sure isn't going to change His" is the punchline and the indictment - divine immutability becomes a mirror held up to human stubbornness.
Context matters: Ebert lived through decades where religion was routinely drafted into culture-war politics, from the Moral Majority to post-9/11 national narratives. As a film critic, he spent a career rewarding characters who evolve and punishing scripts that confuse conviction with depth. This line applies that same critical instinct to public life: the most dangerous stories are the ones that write revision out of the plot.
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| Topic | God |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Ebert, Roger. (n.d.). The problem with being sure that God is on your side is that you can't change your mind, because God sure isn't going to change His. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-problem-with-being-sure-that-god-is-on-your-145062/
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Ebert, Roger. "The problem with being sure that God is on your side is that you can't change your mind, because God sure isn't going to change His." FixQuotes. Accessed February 2, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-problem-with-being-sure-that-god-is-on-your-145062/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The problem with being sure that God is on your side is that you can't change your mind, because God sure isn't going to change His." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-problem-with-being-sure-that-god-is-on-your-145062/. Accessed 2 Feb. 2026.








