"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues"
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The intent is less to defend bad behavior than to puncture the smugness of people who advertise their purity. “No vices” isn’t a literal diagnosis; it’s shorthand for those who claim to be unmessy, untempted, above it all. Taylor’s joke flips the expected hierarchy: vice, usually framed as failure, becomes at least relatable; virtue, usually framed as admirable, becomes suspect when it’s rigid, joyless, or self-congratulatory.
The subtext is about control. A person with “annoying virtues” often uses them as leverage: the friend who can’t stop being “honest,” the colleague who’s “disciplined” in ways that make everyone else feel sloppy, the moralizer whose restraint doubles as a critique. Taylor implies that vice can signal humanity - appetite, contradiction, the willingness to admit you’re not a marble statue. Virtue, when it’s performative, becomes social domination disguised as principle.
Context matters: Taylor’s public life was a battleground between desire and judgment - marriages, scandals, glamour, addiction, philanthropy. She knew how quickly “virtue” becomes gossip’s alibi. The wit works because it doesn’t ask to be absolved; it asks for a world where being imperfect is less irritating than being sanctimonious.
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"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-problem-with-people-who-have-no-vices-is-that-23375/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.











