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"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind"

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Bogart’s line lands because it packages mid-century disillusionment as a barstool diagnosis: the world isn’t broken, it’s merely under-served. Coming from an actor whose screen persona practically sweated trench-coat fatigue, the joke isn’t really about alcohol; it’s about calibration. Everyone is “behind” on the one socially sanctioned chemical that softens edges, loosens posture, and makes other people’s nonsense temporarily bearable. The phrasing is key: not drunk, not even tipsy, just a few drinks short of tolerable reality. That modesty is the punchline.

The subtext is classic Bogart: hard-boiled tenderness dressed up as cynicism. He’s not advocating oblivion so much as pointing to a shared nervous system. A couple drinks function as a democratic truce: the ego quiets, the stakes shrink, the conversation becomes less prosecutorial. It’s a fantasy of social friction reduced to manageable heat.

Context matters. Bogart’s era ran on cocktails and coded despair: wartime hangovers, cold-war jitters, smoky rooms where masculinity was performed as detachment. Alcohol wasn’t just recreation; it was a ritual of adult life, a lubricant for public feeling in a culture suspicious of overt vulnerability. The line also slyly flatters the listener. If the problem is everyone else’s sobriety, then you - poised to catch up - are already closer to wisdom.

It works because it’s both a wink and a warning: what we call “the world” is often just raw human interaction, and we’re always looking for something to take the edge off.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
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Later attribution: The 2,320 Funniest Quotes (Tom Corr, 2011) modern compilationISBN: 9781569759943 · ID: 64_lKPYSh-EC
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... The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind . -Humphrey Bogart But I'm not so think as you drunk I am . -J . C. Squire No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkenness or so good as drink . -G . K ...
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Bogart, Humphrey. (2026, January 13). The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-problem-with-the-world-is-that-everyone-is-a-88877/

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"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." FixQuotes, 13 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-problem-with-the-world-is-that-everyone-is-a-88877/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.

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Humphrey Bogart (December 25, 1899 - January 14, 1957) was a Actor from USA.

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