"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind"
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The subtext is classic Bogart: hard-boiled tenderness dressed up as cynicism. He’s not advocating oblivion so much as pointing to a shared nervous system. A couple drinks function as a democratic truce: the ego quiets, the stakes shrink, the conversation becomes less prosecutorial. It’s a fantasy of social friction reduced to manageable heat.
Context matters. Bogart’s era ran on cocktails and coded despair: wartime hangovers, cold-war jitters, smoky rooms where masculinity was performed as detachment. Alcohol wasn’t just recreation; it was a ritual of adult life, a lubricant for public feeling in a culture suspicious of overt vulnerability. The line also slyly flatters the listener. If the problem is everyone else’s sobriety, then you - poised to catch up - are already closer to wisdom.
It works because it’s both a wink and a warning: what we call “the world” is often just raw human interaction, and we’re always looking for something to take the edge off.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: The 2,320 Funniest Quotes (Tom Corr, 2011) modern compilationISBN: 9781569759943 · ID: 64_lKPYSh-EC
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