"The reader becomes God, for all textual purposes. I see your eyes glazing over, so I'll hush"
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Then comes the twist: “for all textual purposes.” That qualifier is doing quiet damage. You’re omnipotent only inside the small, airless terrarium of the page. Outside it, the author is still a person with motives, blind spots, and control over what gets included, excluded, and staged. Wallace is both conceding authority and reminding you that the concession is part of the performance.
“I see your eyes glazing over, so I’ll hush” is the real Wallace signature: self-aware, slightly bullying, oddly tender. He anticipates boredom, mocks himself for sounding like a pedant, and courts intimacy by acting like he can see you in real time. It’s also a control tactic. By narrating your attention, he tries to manage it. If you were drifting, now you’re caught - either laughing, bristling, or re-engaging.
The context is Wallace’s career-long anxiety about irony and distance: he wants earnest connection but distrusts any rhetoric that feels manipulative. This line dramatizes that conflict. He flatters the reader’s power, then confesses the trick, hoping that honesty itself will keep you with him.
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Wallace, David Foster. (2026, January 15). The reader becomes God, for all textual purposes. I see your eyes glazing over, so I'll hush. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-reader-becomes-god-for-all-textual-purposes-i-141346/
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Wallace, David Foster. "The reader becomes God, for all textual purposes. I see your eyes glazing over, so I'll hush." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-reader-becomes-god-for-all-textual-purposes-i-141346/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The reader becomes God, for all textual purposes. I see your eyes glazing over, so I'll hush." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-reader-becomes-god-for-all-textual-purposes-i-141346/. Accessed 4 Feb. 2026.



