"The speed of light sucks"
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Carmack’s line lands like a deadpan bug report on the universe: the speed of light is an arbitrary performance cap, and it’s ruining his build. Coming from a programmer-engineer mind famous for treating reality as something you can profile, optimize, and ship, “sucks” isn’t just crass emphasis. It’s a deliberately plain word that collapses cosmology into everyday frustration, the way a late-night compile error makes you briefly believe the machine is personally insulting you.
The intent is half joke, half thesis statement. Physics gives us a hard limit on information transfer; engineering is the art of wanting more anyway. When Carmack complains about c, he’s not disputing relativity so much as expressing the designer’s hunger for lower latency: if you could move bits faster, you could sync worlds better, coordinate humans more tightly, explore space without the tragic comedy of multi-year round trips. In that sense, it’s a line about impatience - not childish impatience, but the productive kind that drives invention.
The subtext is a mild rebellion against “that’s just how it is.” Carmack’s career sits at the intersection of constraints and illusion: games fake vastness inside tiny budgets. Light speed is the ultimate constraint because you can’t hack around it with clever rendering. The joke works because it treats the universe like a stubborn engine with an unchangeable constant, and it exposes how modern technological culture instinctively frames even fundamental laws as UX problems waiting for an upgrade.
The intent is half joke, half thesis statement. Physics gives us a hard limit on information transfer; engineering is the art of wanting more anyway. When Carmack complains about c, he’s not disputing relativity so much as expressing the designer’s hunger for lower latency: if you could move bits faster, you could sync worlds better, coordinate humans more tightly, explore space without the tragic comedy of multi-year round trips. In that sense, it’s a line about impatience - not childish impatience, but the productive kind that drives invention.
The subtext is a mild rebellion against “that’s just how it is.” Carmack’s career sits at the intersection of constraints and illusion: games fake vastness inside tiny budgets. Light speed is the ultimate constraint because you can’t hack around it with clever rendering. The joke works because it treats the universe like a stubborn engine with an unchangeable constant, and it exposes how modern technological culture instinctively frames even fundamental laws as UX problems waiting for an upgrade.
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