"The Spice Girl, Victoria Beckham, has just published the story of her life. I confess that it is not in my reading table"
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The second sentence is classic rock-star patter: faux-politeness (“I confess”) paired with a snub that never quite says its own name. The phrase “my reading table” is the real punchline - faintly aristocratic, faintly editorial, a prop from an older idea of taste. It casts Jagger as a gatekeeper of cultural attention: he’s not arguing about the book’s merits; he’s asserting that his attention is a scarce luxury item, and her project doesn’t qualify.
Context matters: this is late-90s/early-2000s Britain, when celebrity memoirs became an industrial genre and footballers’ wives (“WAGs”) were treated as a national obsession and a national joke. Jagger, an elder statesman of rock who long ago survived his own tabloid era, is signaling distance from the new fame economy - even though he helped invent the template. The subtext is deliciously hypocritical: a man built on spectacle positioning himself as the curator of seriousness, dismissing a woman’s attempt to author her own story by pretending it simply failed to reach his coffee table.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Jagger, Mick. (2026, February 16). The Spice Girl, Victoria Beckham, has just published the story of her life. I confess that it is not in my reading table. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-spice-girl-victoria-beckham-has-just-147311/
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Jagger, Mick. "The Spice Girl, Victoria Beckham, has just published the story of her life. I confess that it is not in my reading table." FixQuotes. February 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-spice-girl-victoria-beckham-has-just-147311/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The Spice Girl, Victoria Beckham, has just published the story of her life. I confess that it is not in my reading table." FixQuotes, 16 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-spice-girl-victoria-beckham-has-just-147311/. Accessed 25 Feb. 2026.




