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Witty One-Liners Quote by John Peers

"The squeaky wheel doesn't always get greased; it often gets replaced"

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The line takes a familiar piece of workplace folklore and flips it into a warning label. “The squeaky wheel gets the grease” is the comforting civics of office life: speak up, be noticed, be helped. Peers adds a darker second clause - “it often gets replaced” - that turns the proverb into a critique of how modern institutions actually manage friction. The wit is in its realism: the metaphor doesn’t change, the power dynamics do.

“Replaced” is a cold verb. It signals a world where problems aren’t solved so much as removed, where the system treats dissent as a maintenance cost. The squeak isn’t interpreted as useful feedback; it’s framed as a defect in the part. That’s the subtext: some environments don’t reward candor, they reward smoothness. A complaint becomes evidence you’re “not a culture fit,” a request for support gets recast as “negativity,” a whistleblower becomes “disruptive.” The company doesn’t need to fix the wheel if it can swap it out.

The quote’s specific intent is tactical: caution the speaker to read the room before assuming that visibility equals protection. It’s also diagnostic, nudging the listener to evaluate the health of a system by how it treats squeaks. Healthy organizations treat noise as data. Brittle ones treat it as sabotage.

Coming from an unknown profession, it reads like street-level management wisdom: not anti-advocacy, but anti-naivete. The bitter punchline lands because it admits what many people learn late - being right isn’t the same as being safe.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
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Later attribution: The Michigan Alumnus (1998) modern compilationID: 2ZJXAAAAMAAJ
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... The squeaky wheel doesn't always get greased ; it often gets replaced . -John Peers , 1,001 Logical Laws , 1979 To be honest , I liked the idea of the brick facade , but I'm one who could get used to the halo - as long as the letters on ...
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Peers, John. (2026, February 9). The squeaky wheel doesn't always get greased; it often gets replaced. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-squeaky-wheel-doesnt-always-get-greased-it-133828/

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Peers, John. "The squeaky wheel doesn't always get greased; it often gets replaced." FixQuotes. February 9, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-squeaky-wheel-doesnt-always-get-greased-it-133828/.

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"The squeaky wheel doesn't always get greased; it often gets replaced." FixQuotes, 9 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-squeaky-wheel-doesnt-always-get-greased-it-133828/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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John Peers (born July 25, 1988) is a notable figure from Australia.

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