"The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools"
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Larson’s line lands because it refuses the comforting storyline we tell ourselves about age: that time automatically upgrades us from dumb to wise. The joke pivots on “surprising,” a word that pretends to marvel at survival while quietly sneering at the low bar we’ve set. Yes, plenty of young fools make it through their reckless years. The punch is that survival gets mistaken for growth. Living long enough becomes a credential, even when the person hasn’t learned a thing.
As a cartoonist, Larson works in the compressed logic of the single-panel gag: one clean inversion, a little cruelty, and the reader does the rest. “Young fools” conjures impulsive risk, sloppy certainty, performative bravado. “Old fools” is harsher; it suggests not naïveté but calcified bad judgment. The subtext is that folly isn’t just a phase. It’s a habit reinforced by ego, comfort, and social permission. We forgive youthful stupidity as experimentation, then we start rewarding the same temperament when it’s packaged as “experience” or “I’ve seen it all.”
There’s also an implicit jab at cultural deference to elders. Larson punctures the idea that longevity equals authority; it’s possible to accumulate years without accumulating insight. The line plays especially well in any era that confuses confidence for competence and treats stubbornness as character. It’s a cynical little reminder: survival is not the same as self-correction, and age can just be youth’s worst instincts with better health insurance.
As a cartoonist, Larson works in the compressed logic of the single-panel gag: one clean inversion, a little cruelty, and the reader does the rest. “Young fools” conjures impulsive risk, sloppy certainty, performative bravado. “Old fools” is harsher; it suggests not naïveté but calcified bad judgment. The subtext is that folly isn’t just a phase. It’s a habit reinforced by ego, comfort, and social permission. We forgive youthful stupidity as experimentation, then we start rewarding the same temperament when it’s packaged as “experience” or “I’ve seen it all.”
There’s also an implicit jab at cultural deference to elders. Larson punctures the idea that longevity equals authority; it’s possible to accumulate years without accumulating insight. The line plays especially well in any era that confuses confidence for competence and treats stubbornness as character. It’s a cynical little reminder: survival is not the same as self-correction, and age can just be youth’s worst instincts with better health insurance.
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