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Sarcastic Quote by David Mellor

"The tabloids are like animals, with their own behavioural patterns. There's no point in complaining about them, any more than complaining that lions might eat you"

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Mellor’s line works because it refuses the comforting fantasy that outrage is a strategy. By comparing tabloids to lions, he strips them of the moral framing we like to use when we feel wronged. A lion isn’t “unfair”; it’s predatory. The metaphor makes tabloid behavior feel natural, even inevitable, which is both a warning and a quiet rebuke to anyone still acting surprised when the press goes for the throat.

The intent is pragmatic: stop treating scandal coverage as a solvable argument and start treating it as an environment you must navigate. If you step into the savanna, you don’t file a complaint with the ecosystem; you learn the terrain, avoid blood in the water, travel with protection. Mellor isn’t excusing tabloids so much as demystifying them: they run on incentives (attention, fear, humiliation, easy narratives), not on fairness. The subtext is slightly chilling: the public sphere rewards the hunt, and indignation often just makes you noisier prey.

Contextually, Mellor reads like a British political-media veteran talking about Fleet Street’s long-established appetite for personal destruction. It’s also a bit of elite fatalism, the kind that can sound like wisdom or surrender depending on where you sit. If you’re the target, “don’t complain” can feel like victim-blaming. If you’re in power, it’s crisis management dressed as natural history.

Either way, the punch lands because it names the asymmetry: you bring reputations and relationships; they bring teeth.

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