"The tabloids are like animals, with their own behavioural patterns. There's no point in complaining about them, any more than complaining that lions might eat you"
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The intent is pragmatic: stop treating scandal coverage as a solvable argument and start treating it as an environment you must navigate. If you step into the savanna, you don’t file a complaint with the ecosystem; you learn the terrain, avoid blood in the water, travel with protection. Mellor isn’t excusing tabloids so much as demystifying them: they run on incentives (attention, fear, humiliation, easy narratives), not on fairness. The subtext is slightly chilling: the public sphere rewards the hunt, and indignation often just makes you noisier prey.
Contextually, Mellor reads like a British political-media veteran talking about Fleet Street’s long-established appetite for personal destruction. It’s also a bit of elite fatalism, the kind that can sound like wisdom or surrender depending on where you sit. If you’re the target, “don’t complain” can feel like victim-blaming. If you’re in power, it’s crisis management dressed as natural history.
Either way, the punch lands because it names the asymmetry: you bring reputations and relationships; they bring teeth.
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Mellor, David. (2026, January 16). The tabloids are like animals, with their own behavioural patterns. There's no point in complaining about them, any more than complaining that lions might eat you. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-tabloids-are-like-animals-with-their-own-108838/
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Mellor, David. "The tabloids are like animals, with their own behavioural patterns. There's no point in complaining about them, any more than complaining that lions might eat you." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-tabloids-are-like-animals-with-their-own-108838/.
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"The tabloids are like animals, with their own behavioural patterns. There's no point in complaining about them, any more than complaining that lions might eat you." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-tabloids-are-like-animals-with-their-own-108838/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.






