"The three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty"

"Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature"

"In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft"

"Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets"

"Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours"

"Like sex in Victorian England, the reality of Big Business today is our big dirty secret"

"Television sounded really different than the Ramones sounded really different than us sounded really different than Blondie sounded really different than the Sex Pistols"

"The real story is that I had unprotected sex. That's that. That's easy"

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good"

"A sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing"

"Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences"